噂の白い悪魔

This anime seems to be all the rage out there right now, and references to certain scenes can be found everywhere. While I personally didn't find the scenes to be so staggering, I appreciate the fact that I'm able to understand the neta.

And here's my attempt to sum up the seed of all the grievance (ie. grief seed, pun intended) out there, as presented by the series mascot.

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ヲΦ( ◕‿‿◕ )Φㄦ

「僕と契約して、魔法少女になってほしいんだ」

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ЯΦ( ◕‿‿◕ )ΦR

「僕は君たちの願い事を、なんでもひとつ叶えてあげる」

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「さあ、受け入れるといい。それが君の運命だ」